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Monday, May 30, 2005

 

Deceased.

I quit. I suck ass at this shit any way.


Goodbye.
Alonzo sucks off Steve Brooks!!

Thursday, May 26, 2005

 

Not that hand, the clean one!

Ahahaha.

I've been away for a while studying a tit.

But I'm back, and I'm here to welcome your applause. Yes! That's right! Embrace me with your warm asses and applause!

This week here at the Magidiot, from Friday till Sunday, will be Random issues week! If you have a random issue, please email me it so I can bash it till it bleeds peanut butter. YEAH. If you have any questions that have been asked one too many times, bring it to me so I can kill it to death.

Also, aside from being Random Issues week here, it will also be Feedback week! So if you come to my site, even by accident, you'd better drop me an email telling me what you think of my blog! And don't think I won't find out that you didn't send me one, because I will!

Now, back to your regularly scheduled normal life, already in progress.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

 

I have been away in a deep trance...

but fuck it, I'm back. For the time being anyways.

Check this shit out. Man, Devo must be better looking in person, but hey man, he's not gonna get anywhere looking that damn intimidating. Or Steve Brooks for that matter.

"Hey young man, take off that head covering. HOLY SHITZAM!! NO, PUT THAT HEAD COVERING BACK ON!!"

I really think they should've casted Devo as that evil hooded empire guy from Star Wars.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

 

Update to the post that's below the below the post below the, aw fuck it.

So I left you guys a few days ago thinkin' "Wow, Andy sure is a dick, cuz he didn't follow through with the prize on his contest honestly." Boy I gotcha good! As you all know, Mr. Eric is a king-pin boss of a mafia in St. Louis, and was busy running a drug-trafficking system and all that hoopla, whilst using a university professor as a cover (misdirection-- powerful stuff, right? Right?) So anyhow, he emails me back telling me he'll blow my brains out with a straw if I don't put up what he wants me to, so here it is. While you read the following, I find that if you slant your eyes and tilt them to the left and read from right to left, you can get an eerie image of Elvis. Pretty cool.

All right, Andy. Thank you for your patience. Here is what I would like topost. It is a Charles Bukowski poem in its entirety, and I think it fitsthe spirit of your site:

always

the important
thing
is
the
obvious
thing
that
nobody
is
saying.



Pretty cool huh? The poem I meant, not the hidden image of Elvis. Although that kicks ass too.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

 

Badabooooom.

(Thanks goes to the Magic Whack for inspiration for the title of this post. Thank you, thanks, be sure to tip your waitresses!)

I would like you to direct your attention, ladies and germs, to the best site in the web at free magic tricks!

Now, don't laugh at this site! It could very well be the next ellusionist! Or the next penguin! Hey you never know! But while we're discussing this site, let's point out a few details that need fine-tuning:

1. If you post your "own" way of doing the King Rising, please, at least let it be different from the real thing!! And also, if you do decide to do this type of thing, do not, under any circumstances, say that you learned it from your own site!

2. Splashed all over the web nowadays is the Balducci levitation. So if you put up your own instructions to the Balducci, make sure you do not copy and paste from other sites.

And that's only the kinks in the exposure part of the site. And if you look down a bit you will see the Magic storeeeeeee! Woo hoo! Details:

1. Don't have your shop on the same page as your exposure.

2. trI nUtt Too miSpleel wurdZ.

3. If you give a money back promise, make sure it's valid for more than one day or else you're just full of shit.

4. As for the Feedback at the bottom, when you fake your own praise, do not misspell and type like you normally do, do not put follow-up comments and do not comment and give 5 stars to yourself and if you do, fake your name, and/or don't splash your name all over the site before doing so.

5. The anime theme kicks ass.


allin all, i rate this site 5 stars its veryy good and i think that u should buy from here cause thayll never catch you at anylthing.
----------------------------------------miguel brambila.

forty

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

 

Update to the post below the post below the post below.

And here is today's post, courtesy of Eric:

"Wow, I can't believe it! Do I have a day or two to think it over, or do youneed it right away? I teach at a university and am grading like 20 hours aday right now, since the semester is zooming to a close, so my brain iskind of fried. So I'd do better with a little time to think. But if thatcan't be had, please just let me know, and I'll dream something up rightaway, though I can't swear how clever it will be.

Thanks--I enjoy your site!

Eric"

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

 

Update to the post below the post below.

Okay, we have a winner! The lucky ass is Eric Eicher from Colby, Kansas!

I've emailed the fucker, and now all he has to do is tell me what to post and I shall.

In case you guys were wondering, the line I was expecting was:

Become talented and temperamental. Gotta be both. People who are just supremely talented (Jonas Salk, Bobbie Fisher, The Amazing Jonathan) don't have pussy dropping into their laps.

While Eric didn't send me that entire thing, I put it up so it makes sense in the context it's being used in.

The part with the Amazing Jonathan was funny too.

Monday, May 02, 2005

 

Update to post below.

Hello, fellow sea monkeys.

So far I've received a buncha guesses as to what my favorite line is, but no one has nailed it so far. So I'll narrow it down.

The line is somewhere between the words "saxophone playing" and "Tortured Artist."

And as of this posting, the first person who emails me the correct answer will get the prize instead of the fourth.

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