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Sunday, October 24, 2004

 

Any kind souls out there?

Kindly direct that pointy thing to this site.

Read the paragraph at the bottom. Can you see and hear the woe in that man's voice? Of course not, but with a good imagination you can come pretty damn close. I know for sure that I don't got the nuts to run something that big, but if you think you do, do these guys a favor and get in there and help out. I've done my part.
And for you kind souls, while you're at it, I need a new dove pan. Email me.

I'm out.

Friday, October 22, 2004

 

Drumroll please....

Badumbadumbadumbadum....

And now ladies and germs, please direct your attention to the Southwest corner!

...Other way. (Imbeciles...)

There! Stop!

Now ladeez and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages 13 and up! I present to you the best thing since sliced Marlo!

Thursday, October 21, 2004

 

I thought so too!

For those of you that don't know, check out this new vid up at Penguin Magic.
Y'know, it amazes me how these fucking idiots (sheesh, even a monkey could tell) can figure out all by themselves that Mr. "Boris" is really Jay Sankey with roadkill on his forehead and stut-t-t-t-t-tering on purpose.

And here I thought it was David Blaine in a wig . . .

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

 

Guess what?

And nowwwww, for something totally wandom.



"Steve Brooks eats pubes for breakfast!"

MCJ, feel free to pull that quote!

Monday, October 18, 2004

 

The real truth.

This is a continuation of the blog below. Read it first.

Now I'm really angry at this site. They've basically fucked their members into thinking that:
a: David Blaine's a member at that group.
b: That David Blaine's not human, he's immortal, a god, a messiah, prophet etc.
c: And that what he does is real magic.

For those of you that aren't magicians, you'd best stay away from here because you may be disappointed. Ready? Here goes: There IS no Santa, there IS no Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny is dead, and Peter Pan grew up.
You still here? Good. I'm mad at this site basically because they're just two women that think it's good fun to decieve their members into thinking something else and that it's harmless fun. It's not, for the following reasons:
a: David's NOT a member of the group. He doesn't even know it exists.
b: This is a no-brainer. He's frickin' human. Proof of this? Look at that stunt he did where he stays in a plastic loony hospital for 44 days without food. Now notice I didn't say "without food or water." He's human enough that he needs water. Why am I explaining this? I must be crazy, DUH he's human...
c: Now I am going to reveal all the secrets of Blaine. Just kidding. Seriously for those of you that DON'T know that David doesn't do REAL magic, please email me, I can refer you to a counselor and arrange for a safe place for you to stay in a rubber room.
Now if you ask me, this is a much better version of the site. Dontcha think?

 

How's about a lil' good cult like fun y'all?

Hey y'all! Check out this cool new group that all the cool kids are joinin'! It's the David Blaine Magic Man group!

Now at first I always thinked ter m'self, that Hinduish guy on the television screen that does them magicky tricks is pretty 'mazin'. He standed in dat ice coob for a long time! He eben be abled to fly!

Now, y'all, I'd just wants y'all t' know, dat I KNOW hows his tricks was done! I betchu I can stick my hand through a windows too! I can fly too! I can do all dat and more wif a thing I likes to call a magicky stick, 'cept it's filled wif marajuwana.

So, I's thinkin' I knows how that Hindu guy does all dem magicky tricks, but then I learns the troof about him at dis site! He's a god!
But howevers my mam tells me that itsa culty like group and that he's juss sum dum Hindu obsessed wif strip clubs! Hows about that!

Yeah wite. Y'all shoulds be jalous now, cuz now I's know dat his names David Bland and that he's the new messiah! He even goes to dat site! Now if y'all excuse ME, I gots to go kills myself and sees if Davidy can heals me back ter life y'all!


Sunday, October 17, 2004

 

Bang.

Since this will be my first blog ever in the history of ever, I suppose I should start this thing off with a bang.
Since I'm a beginner blogger, I'd like to say for those of you who are certified idiots that the reason this blog is called the Magidiot, is because it's all about the idiocies of magic and more. I hope that the OTHER Andy of the MCJ and Mr. Pelligrino of the very originally named "Magic" blog will support me in my writings.
If you guys have no idea who Andy or Steve Pelligrino is, I think you guys better crawl out from underneath that rock and direct your mouse to Andy's site and Steve's site.
Also, since I'm new here, you'd be doing me a favor if you find something like perhaps a stupid magic article, site, and the like and email it to me, for sake of having something to write about, unlike the pointless bull shit of the Magic Cafe. To find out more about that dick Steve Brooks, Cutts and more, check out the full story at the links above, bitch.
Most of all, hopefully this blog will grow up and make its daddy proud.

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